screwaroundable

an adjective describing someone you can just goof off and screw around with

Am I not screwaroundable enough for you to be punny with? D:

by whattheturtle August 19, 2014

screwened

When the job is ruined because you are being yourself.

Fatima really screwened the mini-bootcamp by being herself.

by madhat24 November 4, 2017

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

screw-in

(N) A drive-In, only called so when you attend and don't actually watch a movie... but screw the whole time.

Hey, "Summer Catch" is still playing at the Screw-In. Wanna go see it for the seventh time?
Sounds like a plan. I still dont know what happens... something about baseball??

by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018

Screwbolaied

To assemble using screws, bolts, and nails.

Alternative definition: To really mess up, bad.

Dude. We totally screwbolaied that swingset!

How did you make that? We built the base first, then screwbolaied the roof onto the base.

Holy smokes! How could you have screwbolaid that so badly?? It's completely broken!

by Cryptghost March 20, 2018

Screwpile

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

Screw Starter

Also known as forepkay
Includes kissing, fondling, breast sucking and fingerjng.

Tgat kiss was a real screw starter.

by Surfnkd December 25, 2018