Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

by dgh938peg April 14, 2010

slosh monster

A girl who be fckn everybOdyyyy .

That bxtch bopped off 5 of my boy at that party damm she a slosh monster.

by breezyxBAD April 24, 2010

Splash Rat

A river rafting enthusiast.

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all of these Splash Rats and Motorbators around.

by spendogg242 May 18, 2010

Splash the Zeros

Rejecting an Urban Dictionary Suggestion

Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros!

by gavy111 December 1, 2010

slosh my knob

Sloshing the knob is a phrase for a blowjob.

Sloshing is the noise of water or liquid (an onomatopoeia).

Knob is slang for a penis.

Hence, sloshing the knob constructs the imagery of a blowjob.

Variations include sloshing the knob, sloshing my knob, would you like your knob sloshed, and so forth.

Daniel: Hey, want to slosh my knob?
Alyssa: Not now, I have morning breath.

by secretyellowjedi June 1, 2011

splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.

"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"

by ninety99nine October 21, 2011

sloshy ski trap

girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt

sloshy ski trap

by smailliw January 16, 2014