Sploot

When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer

That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on

by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021

SLORTUM

Noun: A semi viscous substance found in Papua New Guinea; or dung beetles. And sometimes flesh wounds.
Verb: The act of making something semi viscous
Adjective: Close to liquidification

Noun: That SLORTUM is sorta gross
Verb: “Stop SLORTING the cake”
Adjective: “That’s one SLORTUM dog”

by Kit’n’Cal December 7, 2021

Splostace

Anyone who is very bad at bedwars

Player 1: Bro did you see that Splostace? He literally fell off a bridge 4 times in last bedwars game!
Player 2: Yeah bro, no wonder why the GCatts won

by africa101bytotonoobslayer January 29, 2022

splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.

by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022

Sport girl

A gay girl

Is she a sport girl because she is playing some type of sport I think it's basketball

by 459395 February 20, 2022

Splork

A multifunctional object that has lost functionality. A spork that breaks. A smartphone with poop in it.

Your acting like bjork the splork. Please fix yourself.

by bremstar March 6, 2022