Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.

Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night

by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

nigga split

A word that can be used to describe anybody who has so much swag that they cant be controlled

Yo you are so awesome at every thing
Yeah thats right just call me nigga split

by NightCarb November 26, 2013

Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...

Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006

split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

shit and split

A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.

"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."

by 711arbor October 14, 2009

Split Tits

When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.

Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.

by justinbewley January 25, 2010