Snuffaluffagus

A big fluffy elephant thing thats really awesome

The thing off of sesame street

by Punkchick May 12, 2003

Nigger Shuffle

The act of a speed walk/jogging combination. This shuffle is intended to keep a vehical, usually a bus, from leaving without the nigger shuffler. This allows the shuffler to make the driver stop, but without actually having to do much work.

Hey look! Terrence is gonna miss the bus. Oh wait, he used the nigger shuffle.

by Sacktap July 2, 2006

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

scuff

To get dirty or ruin

u scuffed my work boots

by Ricedout July 30, 2003

Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003

GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.

The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle

by Sergio D September 30, 2008

Shuffail

The act of shuffling a deck of cards exceptionally poorly. This can result in all the cards flying out of the hands of the shuffler, or people drawing absolutely miserable hands from the deck of cards. Excellent excuse for those who are losing games of poker or blackjack to poor hands versus inadequate skill.

Dealer: Blackjack...again.
Player 1: This is the third time I got a 6 and a 7. I think that your shuffling methods are trash.
Player 2: Agreed, this is a serious shuffail.
Dealer: I dropped the cards in a bowl of nacho cheese, I'm sorry.

by Hoffenstein December 28, 2010