Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019

Mr. Smuga

the biggest twat rector of royal high school

???:OMG it Mr. Smuga the biggest boner ever wonder who he's taking out of class? MR. SMUGA: David come here !!!

by jammy twonk June 20, 2008

Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007

Smugalamunga

Name for a mythical vegetable that could be used to feed the world (cure-all); most commonly used as a nonsense word, especially in place for a curse.

I can't get the patch to work! Smugalamunga!

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006

Smugnorant

Most mainstream media"news" hosts suffer from being smugnorant, although unaware of their syndromes due to large amounts of smugness and ignorance
ANRIFA, is the result of large groups of smugnorant people get together and feead off each other

Democrat's are smugnorant people who Beam with pride when. They tell of their infanticide/amilkions of bortions

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020