Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.
Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"
by Incey June 27, 2007
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