skill issue 

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic

'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like skill issue'

skill issue by Randomystick February 7, 2022

Skiff 

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

Skiff by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021

damn skippy 

Absolute truth. Without a doubt. Believe it.

Do I think your boyfriend is cheating on you? Damn skippy he's cheating! I saw him at the Club with another girl!

damn skippy by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2017

Skinwalker 

North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.

Deep in a forest:

-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded

identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*

*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*

"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*

"W-what the fu-"

Skinwalker by BigSchoolBoi February 2, 2020

get your skivvies in a bunch 

to become upset, usually out of proportion to the situation.

You: "C'mon, hurry up, I like to arrive at the movies at least 30 minutes early so I can Scotchgard my seat!"
Your friend: "Dude, don't get your skivvies in a bunch!"

You post a detailed analysis of a Star Trek episode, and someone leaves a disagreeing comment, causing you to write a 10,000-word essay defending your expertise. Someone then comments "Don't get your skivvies in a bunch."

get your skivvies in a bunch by Bob43 August 11, 2010

Lil Skies 

A rapper that makes popular music like (lust, creeping, or nowadays)

I am listening to creeping made by Lil Skies.

Lil Skies by iTz Steelcity November 21, 2018

skinmitten

Female genitalia.

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.

skinmitten by sillybeggar November 27, 2012