Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.
be careful Simon is here
by lalaljpod November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017
Get the Simonemug. Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
Get the Simon Amug. I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug. by Simon’s November 21, 2021
Get the simon-oliviermug. Simon Baz is a fictional superhero appearing in books published by DC Comics, created by writer Geoff Johns and artist Doug Mahnke. Baz is an officer of the Green Lantern Corps, an extraterrestrial police force. The character made his debut in 20122 following DC's 2011 company-wide relaunch as part of its Green Lantern story arc "Rise of the Third Army", in which he replaces Silver Age hero Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern of Earth's sector.
I am Simon Baz I was arrested for stealing a van that happened to have a bomb in it with this ring showed up and broke me out of Jail. Then the Justice League showed up and tried to arrest me, and a talking squirrel told me I had to come help save the universe.
by Replica500 April 25, 2022
Get the Simon Bazmug. Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...
A good listener a good responser :)
A good listener a good responser :)
Simon is the coolest
by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020
Get the Simonmug.