Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021

red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.

Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather

by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 11, 2013

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023