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ugly shopping

Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.

Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.
Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!
by ShayDB July 26, 2018
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Meme Shopping

In which comments in a post on Twitter allows you to view exclusive contents of the spiciest memes .
I'm bored, let's go on Twitter for meme shopping!
by Spicy Tea January 11, 2019
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Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
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Pixel Shopping

I saw him/her pixel shopping in Gucci on Instagram
by Tankthethinker May 19, 2019
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Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.
Answer shopping:
Mom can I go out tonight

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”
by JemimaJ September 21, 2019
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A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
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Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.
"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"
by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020
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