School Administrator

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.

When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.

by Mac___Crazy August 10, 2010

Back to school

The phrase you dread seeing most in the summer holidays when you go into town for uniform shopping. Why on earth should stores torture you with a reminder that schools just a few weeks away?

I went into Pound Stretcher and saw what i dreaded most, signs saying 'Back to School'.

by sangajin August 15, 2007

Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.

“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish”
“Your point?”

by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016

Cresskill High School

Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.

A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me

by cress kill me October 20, 2017

Paul V Moore High School

a shitty ass school that is full of self conceited cunts and hill bill faggots who think they can fight. half of the girls are thots and the guys are scum bags who only care about getting their dick wet.

Oh Jason, yeah he goes to Paul V Moore High School.

by Barbaramarly January 29, 2018

Stratford School Academy

Stratford school academy not only is a shitty school in terms of teaching but also is filled with snakes hoes and boys who think they’re prestige. No one likes anyone but they all act like they’re in la la land. Everyone including me thinks they’re the fucking shit. If you’re white, gay, bi etc don’t even fucking bother considering coming here because you will NOT be tolerated. We love black. Even to the point to where your shoes coat blazer and even hair accessories have to be black. Or expect Mr Seager or Mr Pratt to track you down and fuck you up. The teachers are clapped. The students are of another species. 100% would recommend

Oh look it’s Stratford School Academy!

by hoehoehoes December 25, 2018

colonial forge high school

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.

Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!

by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017