shelli lockwood

a fine gurl who dont take no stuff. she love to crack. she got a big booty and she is very pretty.

them girls that stay in liberty city that are fine.

by them black boys at mlms!!!!!!!! March 4, 2005

shellcie

An itlain hoe supa slut.

And she likes to abuse men and not apologize.

and she uses very dull razors and bar soap to shave her legs.

dang i aint got no shaving cream and i got this duel razoe i must me a shellcie. =/

by ELAD BITT! January 10, 2008

Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

the datz does sells

when a black young male that is your friend does a little white girl who is ugly. he has sex with her untill her pussy turns brown.

Mike the black kid just did the datz does sells to that ugly bitch Kortney. Why wont he learn to stop doin that to white girls?

by nick lafarca August 1, 2006

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

by Elitist January 2, 2004

shellgasm

Shellgasming is when you sincerely enjoy eating ice cream with shell icecream topping, since its that damn good. Shell freezes in seconds on ice cream. Shell type topping is made by a few diffrent companies, the best being Hershey. Flavors from Hershey include Reese's, Hershey chocolate, Krackel, and Heath.

Law: what did you do last night?
Emerly: i shellgasmed all night long. Now i have diabetes =D. Totally worth it.

by goron law666 May 4, 2006

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006