scratches

An equine fungal infection that affects horses with white feet. It causes lesions that look like a lot of little scratches that ooze and turn crusty.

Contracted from standing in boggy or wet ground for long periods of time.

"Look at how crusty that pony's feet are-- he's got scratches!"

"Better treat his scratches now or they'll only get worse."

by equineknowledge September 29, 2011

Scratcher

A person who tattoos from their home with either a machine or by stick and poke.

"Your tattoo looks really awful and infected, was it done by a scratcher in your basement?"

by minke June 5, 2014

the scratch

an irritated throat from partaking in too many combustibles.

damn man i have the scratch....do you have any beer?

by Hersh Burson October 7, 2003

Doc Scratch

White text.

Person One: That guy is such a Doc Scratch

Person Two: You mean someone who talks too much and needs to shut the fuck up
Person One: Yeah.

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.

Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts

by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009