Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

by babymamadrama June 13, 2014

1-10 Attractiveness scale

A scale in which women (or men) are grouped in a scale of 1 to 10, A 1 would be your nan or a bull and a 10 would be a giraffe in a bikini...

Steve: "You ever heard of the 1-10 Attractiveness scale."

Ben: "Nah explain."
Steve: "Name's on the tin..."
Ben: "K........
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Your sister's a 10."
Steve: "You Cu**."

by BarryChuckleTheChildFarmer October 3, 2016

1-30 attractiveness scale

Similar to the 1-10 attractiveness scale this is a more in depth scale to grade a female in 3 different categories.
Chest: 1-10
Face: 1-10
Ass: 1-10
Once you've gotten your score for each category you add it all together and you have your score.

That girl is at least a 23 on the 1-30 attractiveness scale

by leflerz December 5, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

This is how you judge a girl based on looks.

1)WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
2) Gross!
3) Ew...
4) Meh...
5) Average.
6) A lil hot.
7) Hot.
8) Smokin'.
9) DAYUMMMMMN!!
10) *Starts jerking off*

Jason: Hey, rate her 1-10 fam.
Ethan: DAYUM! If we talkin' 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, probably a nine.

by nutsacia September 7, 2016

scalpel

1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections

2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.

I will scalpel your head with my scalpel and when you are done, you will be scapeled.

by TheKaylaPup October 18, 2010

Dragon Scales

Nick-name for any girl with nice titties and body but as soon as you get under her shirt or in her pants you quickly find that she has skin that feels like disgusting ass dragon scales so you fake an orgasm and get out asap.

Logan:*Sad look* AJ: Something wrong bro? Logan: #She who will not be named# turned out to be a Dragon Scales bro!! AJ: Dear God! No God!

by ajgamerguy September 7, 2007

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009