A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument
Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.
Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.
Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.
Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.
Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!
Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome
Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani
Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome
Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani
by Teh GIR October 29, 2007
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Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
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Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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<b>"If you have read our books, you know that Satanism isn’t about taking drugs, and it isn’t about harming animals or children. Unlike many religions and philosophies, Satanism respects and exalts life. Children and animals are the purest expressions of that life force, and as such are held sacred and precious in the eyes of the Satanist. Besides, it is very un-Satanic to take any creature’s life against its will. It is equally un-Satanic to cloud your brain and impair your judgment with mind-altering substances."</b>
<b>"If you have read our books, you know that Satanism isn’t about taking drugs, and it isn’t about harming animals or children. Unlike many religions and philosophies, Satanism respects and exalts life. Children and animals are the purest expressions of that life force, and as such are held sacred and precious in the eyes of the Satanist. Besides, it is very un-Satanic to take any creature’s life against its will. It is equally un-Satanic to cloud your brain and impair your judgment with mind-altering substances."</b>
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The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.
by satchelhater May 5, 2009
Get the Salmon Satchel mug.Satan's Rectum refers the asshole or rectum of an individual who's rectal cavity is so dirty, wretchedly foul, unclean and repugnant, that it emanates vile and putrid odors permeating the air like a vicious sword cutting through the nasal membranes. Surrounding individuals encounter a stench aura and obscene, olfactory cling rivaling the world’s most stinky cheeses. Smells attributed to Satan’s Rectum include combinations of Limburger Cheese served in a squalid jock strap, a Roquefort served in a fecal filled diaper, an Epoisses served in a dry sauna with a bucket of rotten eggs, or a Camembert served on the floor of a portable toilet after a Rave. Satan’s Rectum compounds one's miry ass with habitual bung hole ecructation of shit vapors and shit fumes with the viscosity of rancid butter. The amalgam is mistaken for a demonic entity extruding bile and vomit in an biblical exorcism. Individuals encountering the insidious rank report dry mouth, watery eyes, overwhelming nausea, violent retching, dry heaves and violent emesis. Such demonic, iniquitous permeations have been likened to the smell of Jeffrey Dahmer’s freezer during an extended power outage, the eviscerated decomposing corpse of an 800 pound man, and the rotting, gangrenous flesh caused by bacterial infection combined with severe bromhidrosis (body odor). Satan's Rectum is very well known for its association with Heinous Anus Fragrance.
For weeks she retched and gagged. For weeks her eyes watered. Her vomiting gave fear to concerns of impending death. The smell of rotten eggs hastend the call to her Priest for cleansing. Her love of stinky cheese ended in gagging at the thought. Her own malevolent body odor made the entity sweet as morning dew. Her search for the source compounded by inability to rid her nostrils of the demon clinging inside her. Then, by devine intervention, her roommate bent down before her amd in all his glory he revealed himself. Satan's Rectum stood before her.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
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'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
by Arhtur September 13, 2005
Get the satched mug.A legit excuse to tell your spouse you would rather hang out with your male friends on that day than engage in trivial activities with the aforementioned.
Spouse: We're having dinner with my coworker Janet and her boring husband Ben tomorrow.
You: Can't do darling, Saturdays are for the boys.
You: Can't do darling, Saturdays are for the boys.
by 0on August 30, 2016
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