The Dark Salad 

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

The Dark Salad by eskimoprizefighter January 11, 2008

Alabama toe salad 

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes

Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad by Holy crusader January 3, 2021

Shooting Salad 

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

Shooting Salad by kilsek January 6, 2005

Shit Salad 

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

Shit Salad by rabertha March 4, 2009

noodle salad 

A bunch of blokes putting their flaccid cocks into a girls mouth.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life

noodle salad by CaptainNando March 14, 2016

jak salad 

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

jak salad by Eszett March 2, 2004

sandy salad 

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

sandy salad by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011