Sitchation

A severely important or stressful instance that has, is, or will occur in the future. Generally spoken in a "redneck" vocal inflection with emphasis on the "a".

Bob how'd that sitchation with yer cousin turn out?

by skypilot14 July 29, 2010

Sitchuaze

Fix that. Make it better. Prepare it to my standard. stop acting like an idiot. Shut your face

Some stupid idiot kid in class wont shut up just yell "SITCHUAZE YOUR FACE!" pronounced Sitch-Ooohhh-A's.

by TheBeastlyOneForSure October 28, 2010

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Satchall

1.) A purse for a man. 2.) One who is always wrong and knows that he is, yet never acknowledges it. 3.) Protypical metro-sexual.

A European handbag, a Satchall.

Making an example of something that is completely wrong and not knowing it, a Satchall.

by Satchall April 18, 2011

scotchado

A home-wrecker, derived from Italian

Joe: I heard that scott was wrecking homes down at school, hooking up with a girl that already had a boy friend

John: that scotchado claims the home was already wrecked

by bitchroflcopters August 4, 2011

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011