captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

afternoon splash

A after work cocktail; totty. Preferably in a location with alot of sun, if not a lot of warmth.

Anyone down for an afternoon splash??

Spread the question....

Ben

by mandylynn1027 March 14, 2008

Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011

Alabama Splash

When so much cum goes into an asshole the penis splashes it getting it everywhere possibly impregnating a woman.

Dude last the anal last night was sick it was an Alabama Splash.

by thatguyyyyyyyyyy February 23, 2015

Dooberry splash

When a man milks a woman's titties (dooberries), gathers the milky substance in a mug, ejaculates in the mug, then throws the concoction at a woman's face. If preferable, add a few other fruits to sweeten the mixture.

Yo dude, I saw this gnarly hobgobblin who was looking for some spunk. I offered a few bucks and gave her a good old-fashioned Dooberry Splash. I put cayenne pepper in the mug--she won't be able to see for weeks!

by spunkmasterflex69 June 23, 2016

Puddle Splasher

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.

"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"

by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017

Daddy Splash

A person who is put in your life and makes such a big splash that is just changes everything, they make you exponentially happier and they also have occasional daddy vibes - great on the streets, great in the sheets - just all around amazing!

Friend: who’s that cutie on your last insta post

Me: oh that’s the love of my life, my daddy splash 💛

by bab the gay July 8, 2018