shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013

v-shape

n. 1: Surface configuration located at the anterior portion of the pelvic girdle, in which the stem of the legs come together to form an erogenous triangle. The apex of which are the folds at the margin of the vulva.
2: the vagina

ANGRY YOUNG GIRL: "I'm mad at him; I'm not going to let him touch my tits, my ass, or my v-shape!"

by the hula penis April 23, 2003

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

shapey

To get your hairline fixed,on the back,side,and front of your head.

Im goin to da barbershop cause I need a shapey really bad.

by Yency August 15, 2006

Shapencockenfruden

Fake germanic title applied to internet chat users wanting to be rude by without being rude. Can often be preceeded by Mrs. Invented by Scout & Lorday

"oh look at that Shapencockenfruden using LMAO all over the place"

by Dominic200 August 28, 2005

shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011

scaped

Blamed for something that you did not do; you are scaped when you are unwilling placed in the position of a "scapegoat."

My wife scaped me when she accused me of eating one of her bananas and later found out her banana was eaten by her sister.

by Alakeahi April 23, 2013