the rental

A sexual act that involves renting a car for the weekend, while at the same time bringing your girlfriend/date back to the car. After the act is complete, the rentor shoots his date (anywhere will do), then puts her in the trunk and returns the car. Best performed in Mexico.

"Damn, i barely escaped the federales in Mejico after i pulled the rental on some whore in Tijuana."

by moousse October 1, 2007

Rent is due

On the first day of each month, it's rent day.

Used as a euphemism for paying rent each month through sex when you live with a partner.

"Hey Sarah, it's the first of the month. you know what that means...?"
"Your rent is due".

by deathbydan October 1, 2021

runt

a ceratin Alex Williams

April and Nadia both love runt, April goes runt-spotting every day

by boc, boc, boc on a tree November 30, 2003

The rent is due

When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.

Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.

by That guy OG MUDBONE May 24, 2020

Rent is due

A phrase often used as a slogan for motivation in a gym environment that is a secret guise for taking it up the ass.

*Gym man wearing a shirt saying 'rent is due'*

Oh look Nathan, that guy pays his rent by squatting for a great ass then offering it up.

by Buff dude April 11, 2021

legends of runeterra

A virtual card game made by the crackheads at riot games, just as unbalanced as their first game.

Guy: Hey have you played Legends of Runeterra yet?

Guy2: Hell no, it's horribly unbalanced.

by NegaWafer May 2, 2020

runt bag

A pink watermellom in the shape of a vagina

Wow that is a shizzle of a runt bag

by Greg January 15, 2004