twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

heat rod

a cigarette or cigar.

Do you want to go smoke a heat rod?

by whiningprincess June 11, 2006

fort lauderdale curtain rod

When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.

She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod

by KDREV August 1, 2017

Shit Rod

A car that has seen better days, yet inexplicably still runs and functions to some capacity. It is ussually in a state of poor condition.

ME: "Jeez, mike you ought to get rid of that piece of shit." MIKE: "Dude? This shit rod still works! Why replace what hasn't disintegrated completely?" ME: "But it's returning to nature!" MIKE: "Oh well."

by Mister Elvis October 18, 2008

Hot Rod

When you apply Hand sanitiser to your penis then proceed to light it on fire followed by a Turkey slap

Omg did you see how i Hot rodded Samantha Last night

by Dankasss meme lord June 22, 2016

Oh my rod!

Bubble Tea fucking PWNS YOU. TEH PWNZOR.

Sammy the Cashier: OH MY ROD! OWNED! TEH PWNZOR! CAN'T FIND YOUR FRIENDZOR!

by YOUR FACE.. March 24, 2005

rat rod

A hot rod that has been built to be of a ratty nature and never to be of new quality. Commonly confused with a hot rod under construction.

"That rat rod has no floor board.. and never will"

by Wildthing 916 July 2, 2007