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green puddle skipper 

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
green puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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black pudding 

A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
black pudding by Biggus Dikkus December 11, 2003
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Pudge Pudge Pigwhale 

A Pudge Pudge Pigwhale is a creature created by the brilliant mind of Terri Kirk. It is said that the Pudge Pudge Pigwhale makes a sound that resembles Terri grunting, "Uhhhhhhhh!!!!"
That wrestler has man boobs, he looks like Pudge Pudge Pigwhale.

hot pudding cup 

The act of defecating into your partner's mouth, then eating the feces out of their mouth with a spoon.
Jenny had to gargle for an hour after I gave her the ol' hot pudding cup last night.

My that was a tasty hot pudding cup.
hot pudding cup by analyngus August 14, 2010

Torey Pudwill 

Torey Pudill- verb

Torey Puwill is a famous and possibly one the most talented skateboarders alive

to Torey Pudwill means to get really really high or at least appear high, and go out and skateboard around a group of people
Person #1: Hey, wanna go Torey Pudwilling at City Grind?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!

pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum
I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.
pulling my pudding by Jake February 17, 2004
1) A small deer, as sensitive as it is diminuitive; capable of melting the blackest of ice-cold hearts previously thought to be bereft of any humanity or warmth
2) Mascot & cheerleader for Bob Harris
I want to hug your pudu.
pudu by Pudulicious April 16, 2006