Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 March 6, 2014

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

An insult to describe someone that is not actually of Jewish heritage, but fails to see that they never were the underdog they claim to be in life because they're too deserately trying to get respect, even though there's a reason for everything, including people not respecting somebody.
The poor little JAP whined about wishing she was actually Jewish, that way she wouldn't be alone, because she hated being alone more than anything.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 1, 2017
