sex pest

Gagging for something they will never get, tries too hard. When rejected cries and turns to whales of the female variety, eg: fatty fatty fatty or shmoo the whale.

"God, Ian is such a sex pest, he ended up with shmoo again!"

by William Scholes May 11, 2008

Pessi

nickname of an Argentinian fraud who penaltied his way to a world cup trophy

fifa loves pessi so much they gave him 5 pens in a row

by fearless700 December 24, 2022

pescavegan

A pescavegan is a person who wants to call themselves a vegan, but they also want to kill fish and destroy the environment.

Yes I'm vegan, I am a pescavegan. We are vegans who don't care about animals or the environment.

Yes I love to contradict myself constantly. I am also a pescavegan.

Fuck fish and the environment. Also, I'm a pescavegan.

I'm not a pescatarian! Stop calling me that you mean vegoons! I am a pescavegan! 'Eats a dead animal.'

by vegoon4lyfe April 26, 2021

pessage

The act of getting a massage with an erect penis.

"Honey, I have had a rough day, can I get a pessage while I catch up on my soaps?"

by Penny Willow July 30, 2007

pesquetarian

someone who is a vegetarian but eats fish. basically a liar

girl: im a pesquetarian
other girl: BEGONE PESKY PESKO

by french baghet January 21, 2019

Pesci

Having a somewhat vague, lukewarm, or slightly negative connotations.

If "pesci" was to be rated on a scale of 1 to 100, it would rank a solid 43.

There are many clouds today, I say, the weather is looking a bit pesci.

The pizza at Farinon was definitely pesci today.

Dude! That chick you hooked up with last night was mad pesci as hell! What were you thinking?!

by The Definers of a New Vernacular September 20, 2007

pescetarian

A vegitarian who eats no other meat but fish.

"Yeah, I'll take a filet-o-fish. I'm a pescetarian."

by RiiPo August 31, 2007