Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.

"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"

by Beezy M July 16, 2009

Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole

Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!

by mrmeanor January 20, 2016

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Pansy Parkinson

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character from Harry Potter. She is first mentioned in the third book (Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban). She is in Slytherin and often insults Gryffindors (Particularly the golden trio). She has been described to have a 'pug-like face' and it is also described that her laughs are ridiculously loud and annoying. She has been said to be dating Draco Malfoy or at least fancying him as they went to the Yule ball together. She is also paired with Blaise Zabini, a fellow Slytherin. She became a Death Eater later on in the book. Many fans hate her because she was a pureblood Slytherin who tormented Gryffindors. I, however do not hate her as I believe that every person/character has some good in them.

Person1: What do you think about Pansy Parkinson?
Person2: I feel like she is a misunderstood character who is hated by almost everyone.

by panickedpan September 9, 2020