personality hire

Someone underqualified for a job but hired anyway purely because they have a great personality/attitude. Personality hires are often very low performers in terms of output but are brought on because of bias / attraction / an effort to boost morale. Someone who is a personality hire is essentially the opposite of someone with impostor syndrome.

Me showing up to my job, knowing I'm a personality hire who doesn't bring anything to the table, but hey at least I bring good vibes.

by soapergem October 1, 2022

mershed perderder

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

sexual refractory period

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.

He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

by MFaussie January 16, 2018

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Proactive type of person

Rafe Cameron.
Super hot.
A psychopath

He really wishes you hadn’t said that.

“Listen Sarah, I’m a proactive type of person” said Rafe

by RafeCameronswife August 13, 2021

post cool period

when a once great band that's been around for many years starts putting out poor quality music that is greatly inferior to their earlier material, this is sometimes but not always accompanied by changes in the band's line-up

During their post cool period Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth with Sammy Hagar.

by Michael_Hunt July 11, 2009

Perfory

The strips of paper on each edge of dot-matrix printer paper.

It's perforated, and it's on the periphery.

Hence, "perfory."

I can't tell you how many times I used to tear the sheet of paper while removing the perfory. I'm so happy they did away with those dot-matrix printers.

by Silent 3 April 14, 2009