Person 1 "Shut up you're a nerd!"
Person 2 "You can't talk, you look like a Parker!"
Person 1 "FUCK YOU"
Person 2 "You can't talk, you look like a Parker!"
Person 1 "FUCK YOU"
by RobloxPlayerWithNoLife March 28, 2024
A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.
Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
by Maddisyn Jolley December 21, 2021
by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022
by soupersoup April 23, 2020