Parenting
A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.
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Parent Tax
"Why are there so many tots missing, Mom?"
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."
Parent Tax by Sonic Drive-In March 8, 2023
Joystick Parenting
As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.
Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.
Joystick Parenting by fifafriedman May 3, 2010
parentalia
A teen-ager; or young adult's parents. It ends in talia because they are attached to you, and would like to think they are in command (like other talias).
Dude, you wanna go to Vegas over Thanksgiving? Yeah I want to but I think the parentalia would kill me if I didn't show up for turkey day.
parentalia by T Jizzle September 30, 2007
Parent Wrestling
Parent Wrestling by No Man's Sky 2016 April 29, 2016
teen parent
A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.
teen parent by patrick redux May 19, 2005