a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 25, 2008
by Devon C December 30, 2005
jeans that are lacking pockets. (i.e. so tight that pockets would look like a protrusion on her (or his) butt.) For whatever reason Okies think that they are very "cowboyish."
"Let's go round up some cows in ma new hussy pants!"
-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."
-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."
by CelticWitch January 05, 2010
Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.
I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.
Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.
That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.
Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.
That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.
by AB00013 April 18, 2010
These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.
by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo August 13, 2005
performing the act of sexual intercourse
It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.
by nelly b November 21, 2007
Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.
by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010