Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.

Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.

by MarcelDJones September 5, 2010

Pooflaps

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

poof nugget

small traces of hard pooh left behind in your shower poof from washing between your ass cheeks.

Man, I need to get a new shower poof, it's full of poof nuggets

by sharp1989 June 23, 2011

Prooflistener

A person who corrects the grammar of others while speaking when he overhears errors in a conversation. The aural equivalent of a proofreader.

The gent at the next table said "excitation" and our buddy prooflistener interrupted him to correct it to "excitement".

by Mohit Hira October 11, 2012

proofer

A person who ruins events by feeling the need to record/stream every little fucking thing. you can not simply drink and loosen up and have fun anymore as they will record and broadcast anything that happens and it will follow you online forever.

we were drunk dancing when that proofer ashley decided go stream it live to facebook and everyone stopped

by delber January 5, 2018

Under Proofed

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"

That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out

by Gnözzel August 21, 2016

Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."

by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019