Penial

When a girl is straight but refuses to date men because they tend to break her heart. Like "denial".

Jessica hasn't dated a guy in a year because she's been broken up with so many times she's traumatized. She's in penial.

by mmmmmpapi June 2, 2017

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009

Throwing a pencil down a hallway

A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.

"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."

by Hentur March 20, 2014

Pengina

This is the formation of both male and female genitalia

shut the fuck up you pengina face!

by da master October 16, 2007

Peni

A word used to collectivize a number of multiple penis's. Usually used in reference to two or more of a male's appendage.

Jess encountered 9 peni while performing the Spastic Eagle at Fairbridge

by McNever January 14, 2009

peni

peni a noun meaning small penis

he has a peni.

by secret809 February 8, 2010

Penia

Pronounced 'Pen-ee-ah'
A term to describe a male wearing extremely tight jeans, which makes his manly areas looks particulary large.

Person one: 'i was watching bounce the other day, and realised that joe jonas had a rather large penia.'
Person two: 'oh really? like a full blown penia, or just a small one?'
Person one: 'Full blown, mahusive penia.'

by AlitheDaft December 1, 2009