Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 23, 2021

hamburger patty

something you slap your friends with in the face when they are being disrespectful and rude.

friend1: ya abby is such a stupid i dont like her
friend2:omg she has slept with so many guys she is starting to look like one
friend3:yea she is really ugly:
me:guys thats not nice (this is where the hamburger patty coes in handy) *slaps with hanmburger patty*

by yuhyuh6969 March 31, 2021

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Krabby Patty

When you put flavored water into a syringe and spray it on the ceiling, leaving a stain

When I was younger I did the krabby patty thing

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

Patty

A kind of disgusting, ugly creature, best known for being a freaking copycat. They are incredibly stupid, and aren't aware of that. People get terrified just by seeing their troll-like face.

Me: Patty is being a b**ch again...
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing. Now don't you worry, I will kill her and throw her to hell.

by Unicorn Avocado July 23, 2020