Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

eccentric nap

Sleeping for a strangely long time

"Hey, what are you doing later?"
"Taking an eccentric nap."

by eccentric sleep January 3, 2018

pumpkin napping

Pumpkin Napping is when you drive around in the middle of the night stealing people's pumpkins off their lawns and porches.

Yo Ethan, wanna go cruise around the strip and go Pumpkin Napping?

by Bernie-Lb October 19, 2017

Educated Nap

A educated nap is when you come from school and you are feeling a little tired. And u decided to take a nap. You are not supposed to learn anything from that nap. You are just supposed to just a nap and think about all the work you have to do.

Im going home to take an educated nap.

by Heyyy@1202 April 9, 2017

rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.

Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.

by Richard Looong November 24, 2017

disco nap

People who live in cities that do not have nighttime public transit and intend to attend a nighttime party will stay at the party for the entire night. In order to stay awake through the party they will take a nap during the day before preparing to go out. This is called a "disco nap".

Brad: Hey, I don't know if I can go out to the party tonight, I feel kinda tired.
Chad: Dude, take a disco nap, then you'll be energized all night.

by thedisconapper July 2, 2016

despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016