Mikey

He’s a fat lazy cripple who only gets out of bed for Shannon

Mikey won’t do things with the boys but for girls he moves like the flash

by Granny smasher June 8, 2022

Mokey

I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!

Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*

by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022

Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special

by Boogashay August 2, 2022

mukeya

A GAY ASS NIGGA

Yo, get off of me mukeya

by LOL MANN776 August 7, 2022

Mikey

Mikey is a boy who attends ALBA

Mikey X Julie=Milie

by Just ask your friend August 9, 2022

Mikey

The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. He has got the spirit but he a little confused

I asked him how deep a six feet hole was and he said 20 feet. His name was Mikey

by anonymous August 17, 2022

Mykenzie

A person that creates odd sounding noises, not usually capable of being emitted by a human being, often able or more than likely act as a call device for the vast majority of animals on the earth. She loves to let people think she is “100% that bitch” but she’s in fact kind of boring. She’s very inexperienced and very stupid sometimes but that just comes with knowing her. She’s the type of person that wants to buy a dildo but is too scared of being judged by literally no one. She also has two hearts and old people knees. But she’s kinda cool.

“MyKenzie is gay”

by Mykenzieisgay August 23, 2022