muffin monster

This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.

It grinds things up...

Like trash...

And people...

Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!

Oh... and there goes someone's arm...

Oh my...

by RhapsodyEternal November 16, 2007

Blood Muffin

A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.

"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

pace muffin

a very attractive female runner that motivates you to keep up with her pace.

Dude, I had several pace muffins to help me cross the finish line!

by SpeedyGonzo June 2, 2010

muffin chunker

to stand too close to some one. when they are infront of you.and you are basically right up on their ass.

SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!! back up ur standing to close. why are you trying to chunk my muffins you little muffin chunker

by kip walters July 18, 2007

Deep in the Muffin

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

by TooSick4U February 29, 2008

Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

muffin top

thy butt hath overflowith thine tiny pants

"mom's muffin top makes her skinny jeans look like fatty jeans"

by elodie December 15, 2006