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Moobs

n: Abreviation for "man boobs".

Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.

***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".
SITUATION #1 (live on American Idol):

Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!

Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*

SITUATION #2:

Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?

Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!

Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...
by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011
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do a Moby

When you have produced something original (music, an invention, whatever), to make a fortune by lisencing (NOT selling, see below) the rights to it to a big company that can bring it to the masses. Differs from being a sell out, as you still own the rights, so the big co. can't force you to go mainstream to make them even more money.
Originated when the electronica artist Moby sold the copywrites to every track on the album "Play", for use in ads, films, and TV.
James Dyson demonstrated how to do a moby when he came up with that uberhoover.
by Irrelevant September 25, 2005
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Mooba

The name for a sexual partner who is significant, but not at girlfriend status yet.
Meet my Mooba, Pauline
by dinks141 October 27, 2010
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mooky

The road is mooky, be careful or you will lose your shoes.
by Ron February 26, 2004
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mooey

idiotic mammal like personage.
also another word for a a cow/or a bull like animale
Rachel:oi rhian how u spell object.
Rhian:u actuall mooey...what a batty LOL!
Rachel:shap yeah. i am well cool boi
Rhian well gang(*) for shizzle.
by RR FTW April 16, 2008
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mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
by krisMedicine April 20, 2010
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