A Chutney Messala

A large shit explosion that can clog and damage a toilet

In had an Indian last night caused me to have A Chutney Messala the next morning
6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala

by Muzi hunter October 3, 2018

Messi

A fucking ass gay boy who don’t play and is arapist

Fuck messi

by Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Sa February 16, 2018

Hot Message

When someone has been a Hot Mess the night before, and upon checking their sent items realises they were sending messages whilst under the influence, which they regret in the morning.

"How are you feeling?"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"

by HotMessenger September 25, 2009

Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.

messias is stuid

by anonymous December 5, 2003

messican

ironknuckle

ironknuckle is a messican

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Messiah

A cocky bastard who mains highlander and says he isn’t op but that beard

Hey did you see that poes messiah

by Hont guy December 7, 2018

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010