TJ to the Max

TJ Maxx is a store that sells heavily discounted clothing for various reasons such as out of season, out of style, or some kind of defect in the garment.

When someone is TJ to the Max, that means they are wearing clothes that may have one of the above characteristics. It is a pun of being "TJ" which is Tijuana, Mexico and dirty or old.
Jessica: Did you see Jose sporting that fresh gear?

Edward: Man, that fool is TJ to the Max. He can't afford nothing, besides his Rockawear pants are missing the leather logo belt loop on the back, probably got it on clearance for that defect.
by EscaVi from SD March 11, 2009
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Max Hively

One who has prone to developing an erection.
dude, i can't even wear sweat pants anymore, i'm turning into max hively
by jew9332 April 13, 2011
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Carly and Max

The act of making out in a relatively public place, where there stands a chance that people will see you. No real attempt to hide is made, but it may take place in a car or perhaps on a secluded bench.
I'm gonna go pull a Carly and Max outside the dorm.
by Thority January 14, 2010
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MAx Korn

A mysterious name which appeares in Mad Magazine in odd placesrecuring
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Max Cola

1. A select brand of soda distributed by Albertsons Grocery chain stores. They are made in both 12 ounce cans and 2 liter bottles. They are made in all of the same flavors that are currently distributed by larger cola companies. Until recent years it was believed that all flavors could be found in both 12 ounce and 2 liter version. But due to recent studies, we have come to the conclusion that only exclusive flavors are distributed via 2 liter bottle. They are half the price of name brand cola. But, despite the reduced price it has been scientifically proven that they are filled with exactly twice the awesome.
1. Get your quarters, we're getting Max Cola.

2. Max Cola is almost as exclusive as Voss Water.
by Mr. Frank Biskner August 10, 2007
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Max Gay

The kool kids klub phaggot mascot who turns down hawt ass when it chases him.
Max: The hawt blonde with that tight ass bit my neck and grabbed my caulk bro. I had to ran away from her around the bar while she chased me. Conclusion: I only like hermaphrodites, so unless s/he can show me some dick it's a big turn off! --Max Gay
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Max Bemis

One of the greatest musicians of the 2000's.Lead singer of the band Say Anything and plays everything for the band except for the drums. His lyrics are blunt and true and you cant help but love them.
Max Bemis is a genius!
by Theperson159 January 23, 2009
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