Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Matrix

The action in which you bend over backwards to when your knees are almost parallel to your back, usually dodging someone or something. Made very popular in the first Matrix film.

as he tried to punch her she totally matrixed out of it and kicked his ass

by LASTDON from da sucka free May 13, 2005

matrix

A place or state of being where one is pursued relentlessly by men with large handguns who have the utmost intentions of using them. Even if it means hurdling over skyscrapers.

I can't believe we got away from the ATF last night, we was duckin' them agents like we was trapped in da matrix!

by that outside dick May 26, 2006

Matriste

Totally uber MMORPG player

We cant make it! Yes we can we havee Matriste!

by Matriste January 19, 2012

matrix

slang name for police like busys pigs 5-0 ect...

everywhere you go you gotta dodge the matrix

by iiJordyy November 11, 2013

matrix dweller

Someone who is completely oblivious to the world around them. Usually found drinking an assortment of canned beverages and eating what ever's is most convenient.
Believes that voting works and that the Government has good intensions.

Related Words: Sheeple, Gentile, Ass Clown, Close Minded

"Check out that Wal-Mart parking full of Matrix Dwellers!"
"That guy has heart problems but is still drinking Diet Coke. Poor Matrix Dweller."

by WakeUP November 11, 2014

Matrichondriac

A mother who invents illness to garner attention from her ungrateful adult children

She's not really sick she's just a matrichondriac who hasn't seen her kids in a long time.

by ichyban June 21, 2015