manorexic

When a woman becomes completely sick of men! The belief that all men are harmful to your health, therefore try best to avoid men at all cost.

Kellye: I hate men and want nothing to do with them!
Jenn: Awwww. Dear darling sister, what ever do you mean?
Kellye: I think I might be manorexic!
Karen: HAHAHA FACEBOOK!

by Kellye June 17, 2008

karl malone

verb. To hog something all to yourself. ie, a basketball.

"Stop being such a Karl Malone and let me play..."

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper

“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”

by The architect of fun June 14, 2018

Jack's Mannequin

When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.

"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"

by Dustin Barstop April 8, 2008

MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female

On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010

mannello

What one may say to another person who cannot masterbate correctly because they have broken thier arm.

hey mannello did you jerk off today?

by Captain Quark April 19, 2009

leo majonee

when u feelings real good and u want a tickle tickle in ur pickle pickle....oooo yaaa macho man randy savage

leo majonee vaa vaa, chicken ka salan vaa vaa

by Hermacore III August 8, 2006