sex machine

My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.
So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?
by Big Stephen July 24, 2006
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pee machine

the male reproductive organ, penis, primary functions include urniation and sexual intercourse.
my pee machine is 7 inches long
by andrew June 07, 2003
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Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.
Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)
by Evil October 19, 2003
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war machine

"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"

"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"
by Asiansensation6576464 May 06, 2008
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mean machine

Wow he’s such a M3AN_MACH1NE (mean machine)”
by cheybreezey April 22, 2018
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slot machine

A girl who hooks up with a girl on one night and then attempts to have a foursome with 2 other girls and any guy she can find the next night.
Nikki is such a slot machine, on Friday she enjoyed herself some fish but on Saturday she wanted a side of meat.
by Bowdine May 22, 2006
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Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.
by The Admiral July 09, 2003
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