by bringingHomeLaaBacon December 28, 2009
In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.
Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.
by Bobsmokin May 07, 2019
Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).
by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019
The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.
“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”
by Martin_slov April 11, 2019
an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
by thedude July 11, 2004
Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.
by ShannonRenee May 08, 2006
Since you wrote this, you are probably part of one of these categories:
1. You are retarded.
2. You have a lack of brain cells.
3. You are an illegal immigrant.
1. You are retarded.
2. You have a lack of brain cells.
3. You are an illegal immigrant.
Dumb Fuck - You're mom is so fat that people yell Godzilla at her daily !!1
Fumb Duck - Learn English. Just do it.
Fumb Duck - Learn English. Just do it.
by Kryptick July 30, 2016