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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
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Mogged

It means you have had 4 dicks up your ass in under 24 hours
“Dude I had a rough weekend. Totally got Mogged.”
by Matthillman June 7, 2025
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Muggery

The actions of a Mug. Especially when applied to professional tennis.
John: Did you see that the #1 player suffered a shocking loss at Roland Garros?
Dave: That was an egregious example of Prideless Muggery.
by Immaculate Bagel June 16, 2025
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Mogged in

When you’re fully locked in — hyper-focused, unstoppable — while radiating peak Chad energy: flawless jawline, max aura, and main-character presence.
It’s the unholy offspring of locked in and mogged itself.
Earl: Man Clark is sure Mogged in for this roadtrip. He’s been driving for nearly 2 hours without blinking.
*later*
Earl: wow now he’s gambling. ..hes mogged in.
by insanebuffylover August 15, 2025
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Mooger

A booger that is white from snorting crystal meth.
Man, I couldn't breathe out of my nose after last night, until i blew out that mooger!
by BRamstein October 18, 2025
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migger

your a migger, stupid miggers, why are you a migger, migger get back here!, MIGGER, migga(migger slang)
by Aramis the Egyptian prince November 12, 2025
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