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Joe mama

by thesexyasianman October 23, 2019
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mama's boy

a man who loves his mother more then his girlfriend or any other woman in his life.

on some real talk tho any woman that get's mad at a man who loves his mother needs to know her fucking place.

if you ask any man they always put mom before girlfriend cuz with out his mom he wouldent even be there.
Rose "chris why you always going to help your mom insted of being with me

Chris "..what? BITCH YOU DIDENT RAISE ME!! Rose you need to learn your fucking place you will never come before my mother and that how it is...clean up this damn house.

Rose "you are such a mama's boy"

Chris "and your fat now shut the fuck up. ill be back in 2 hours."

ha lol
by ffes February 15, 2009
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Yo Mama Joke Protest

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005
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Bad Mama Jama

An obese black woman who was the subject of a series of pornographic films in the 1980s.

A wondrous black woman; a real piece of ass; a fox.
"According to Mayer and Abramson, Clarence Thomas' viewing pleasures included films such as The Adventures of Bad Mama Jama, about the interracial sexcapades of an obese black woman."
by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006
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jo mama jo

its basically yo mama yo except with j instead of y
person 1) yo mama yo

person 2) jo mama jo
by ma dude bra May 16, 2019
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hoochie-mama

An older woman (over 21) that dresses like a slut or prostitute.
You look like a hoochie-mama.
by DevilDiva May 24, 2004
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mama grizzly

A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.

Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
After her media appearance in Wasilla, mama grizzly went salmon fishing so she could feed her cubs.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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