lightningman

An unconventional person who commits to the eccentric side of things for pure sincerity

Of course you'd think he's strange, he's a lightningman

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lightningsexual

When you're physically and sexually attracted to using Ben Patersons $5 DigitalOcean droplet and having your email force collected by him.

Mike: Did you see Lightningbot.net was down again?
Susan: Must have been the $5 droplet shitting again, lightningsexuals are having a bad time.

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A word I said when there was lightning outside, you can say it's the act of lightning happening

Its lightningning outside Carl!

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A lightningboltalighto is a lightning bolt that hit's a European person at the speed of exactly 2 miles per hour.

Miles was hit by a lightningboltalighto

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A very cool person, very good at video games. If you call someone this, you are complementing them greatly.

Wow! Your such a LightningBB!

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He must be Lightningbazz since he knows nothing

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A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!

"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."

lighting cunt by JD70 December 11, 2007

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