Lemon

A car you have convinced yourself is good because you need it and can't afford a new one, but everyone else can see it's really a POS. And instead of being honest with yourself that your car isn't worth keeping you continue to drive it, sometimes down the road, but mostly left on the side of the road. If only you would see that in the long run you would save money by buying a different one.

Your car is a lemon, it's like a black hole, sucking all your non existent money and time away from you.

by DaydreamZzZz1107 March 30, 2015

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Lemon Whore

A woman who cuts a lemon in half and shoves both halves into her cooch and flexes her vagina muscles to squirt lemon and pussy juices until there's just the peel where she then takes both halves and sucks on them.

"Heeey Girl! What have you been up to?"

"Oh me? I've been busy being such a lemon whore."

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

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Easy peasy lemon squeezy kiddo

by Tinoser February 15, 2017

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Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019

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Lemonade Stand

2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.

"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."

by The Ish April 22, 2005

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