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straight laced

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.
If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!
by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010
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Loose Laces

When a man is in a hotel room buck naked with his knees on the floor and his body is hunched over the bed and his head is looking back at the door with a big smile on his face.
Hey Jose, are you ok?

Nah, man after the blumpkin I'm all loose laces.
by yo, g money! June 5, 2011
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French Lace

1. Something to nibble on...

2. A man's foreskin
I tugged on John's French Lace all night long!
by Gabriel Miranda August 21, 2009
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anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.
John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock
by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010
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Lace up

A phrase that originated in prison but is used amongst Peckerwood/Skinhead subculture (and no doubt other similar groups) to indicate getting ready to fight.
When an altercation has reached the point of physical violence often prisoners will go and make sure they have footwear on before initiating the confrontation.
"I'm done talking to you, Wood, go and lace up"
by 28Anon January 17, 2019
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Red Lace Surprise

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."
by Gerifficke December 11, 2006
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lace

to shoot someone a numerous amount of times.
keep talk'n and im'a lace yo bitch ass up
by lowrance Moore February 11, 2008
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