dork knob

the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.

did you see that stupid aging hippy and his greying dork knob? do you think he ever gets laid?

by the pep squad February 24, 2005

Jack Knob

a moron, Jack ass ,door knob, fool

Dude, you put the key in the IGNITION Jack Knob

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

road knob

While driving a car, the passenger gives the driver head.

While going cross country, Jason got mad road knob from Maggie.

by Kaitlyn420 July 24, 2006

Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.

Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."

by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009

slob on my knob

the giving of "head" or "noggin" or basicaly a blow job from a women to a man

yo that girl stacy slobed all over my knob

by Matt daniele March 30, 2005

gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification

hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?

by cereal killa February 11, 2006

nub knob

A person who
a) sucks at a video game
b) posesses qualities of a complete moron

n: Lets not invite Mark over; he is such a nub knob.

adj: Omg, you are acting like a nub knob.

by lucky88 October 12, 2008