John Titor

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.

"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"

by Legend of the Phoenix May 15, 2006

john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP

"John May died for our sins"

by #POLICJA October 5, 2017

John Faust

A teacher, a legend, a man of all trades. John Faust.

When in doubt, ask John Faust.

by FaustBingo2012 December 19, 2011

john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

John Kevin

Bright, quiet, and devious. Great prospects for being an outstanding man, or a Glizzy Gobler.

“John Kevin, come here!”

by Genennene May 8, 2021

John Craig

Retard

John Craig is a huge retard

by Papa petey November 22, 2019

John Tardy

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

by DaRoffle October 17, 2015